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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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🍹 "Forget a regular mimosa, why stop there? Go all out and mix up a Jason Mimosa! Just a splash of orange juice and boom, you've got yourself the ultimate thirst-quenching and attractive beverage. Who needs regular OJ when you can have a slice of Momoa in your glass?" 😉

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged drink, humor, Jason, juice, Mimosa, Momoa, orange, orange juice, pun, wordplay on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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