If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange? I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.” You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.
