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  • I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.
  • When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.
  • My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.
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  • I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.
  • Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.