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If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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Explaining our "booster seats" to a teenager makes me feel like an ancient artifact πŸ§“πŸ“žπŸ˜‚

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