If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.