If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table. Commentary:Explaining our "booster seats" to a teenager makes me feel like an ancient artifact π§ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table. Itβs curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair. Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour. Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.