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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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👣 Just picturing a centipede tap-dancing down the hallway in its tiny flip flops! The sound would be like a spontaneous percussion concert… or a bizarre tap dancing competition! 💃🕺 Don't invite them to a quiet library! 📚🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, centipede, flip, flip flop, flop, flops, footwear, humor, imagination, imagine, little, loud, noise, tiny on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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