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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.