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  • At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.
  • They should invent going outside without people looking at you.
  • Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.
  • I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”
  • I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.
  • I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.