It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.