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A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.