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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.
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Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Just landed via YouTube:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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