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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.