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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Seen just now on TikTok:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Seen just now on X:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Spotted on WeChat:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Japanese Latina catgirl be like ña.

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Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

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82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

75 shares on Discord this month:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Just landed via Messenger:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Making waves on X:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Just landed via Instagram:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Spotted on TikTok:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Going bananas on Twitch:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Going viral on Instagram:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Seen just now on YouTube:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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