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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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