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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.