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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.