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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.