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"From battling foes to sipping green tea lattes, oh how the times have changed! 🍵💪 Are we witnessing a peaceful revolution or just a matcha addiction in the making? 😄"

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

79 shares on X this month:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Men are very good at being women lately.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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