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"Looks like this person ain't just cheesy with their jokes, but also quite literally made of cheese! 🧀🧬 Who knew their family tree had so many delicious branches? Bet they're grate company at parties! 😉"

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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1 month ago

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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5 months ago

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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2 months ago

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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2 months ago

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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4 months ago

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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4 months ago

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70 shares on Messenger this month:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

30 shares on Discord this month:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Trending via TikTok:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Live now on Threads:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Making waves on TikTok:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Making waves on Threads:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Trending via Messenger:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Live now on Facebook:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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