My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.