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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.