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Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Just landed via Snapchat:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Just landed via Telegram:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Trending via WeChat:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Shared recently on Twitch:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Just shared via Telegram:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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Guess the secret to world peace is just more cheeseburgers! 🍔😄

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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95 shares on Telegram this month:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

47 shares on X this month:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

32 shares on Discord this month:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Trending via Facebook:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Spotted on Snapchat:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Spotted on Slack:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Just landed via TikTok:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

Spotted on YouTube:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Just shared via Facebook:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Trending via YouTube:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Trending via Discord:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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