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Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

76 shares on X this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

72 shares on Discord this month:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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