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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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Time called. It wants its deadlines back! ⏰😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, humor, life, life advice, motivation, nothing, procrastination, timeline, want on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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