On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.