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Looks like I hit the jackpot… but all I got was a selfie! 🎰📱😅
The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.
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Is it coming on foot with time travel powers? Waiting for my 2017 self to be surprised! 📦⏳😂
It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.
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When your calendar finally agrees with your wild imagination 😉📅🎉
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
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Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! 📚✍️😅
Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.
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James Cameron must have mistaken Pandora for his personal streaming service 📺🌍😂
I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.
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Procrastination has never been so productive! 😂🔍📚
You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.
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Trying to outsmart me, huh? Good luck, I'm still trying to outsmart my autocorrect! 😜📚💡
Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.
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"Imagine empath levels so high, even my phone has an auto-hang-up button! 📞🤣🧘"
One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?
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Is it even a friendship if there's been zero wardrobe malfunctions? 😂👚🔍
“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.
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Looks like my family tree just got a little more "unc"ertain! 🌳🤔😂