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That awkward moment when your past life's ribcage becomes your new penthouse suite! 🪲😆🏠
Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.
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Sounds like the kind of hangover that could make coffee delivery seem like an Olympic sport! 🚴♂️🥯☕️
My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.
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Lemonade connoisseur in pursuit of the perfect sip, or just thirsty for punishment? 🍋😂
The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.
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28 years later, and they're still waiting for their apology letter from the universe 😂🎢🇬🇧
I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.
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Guess I gotta start saving up for my 30s glow-up fund! 💸✨😅
Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?
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Looks like your future kid is gonna have front-row seats to the next century’s chaos! 🎟️👶🚀
The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.
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Time for a system reboot? Asking for a friend who really enjoys 0 AD parties! 🙏🎉🔄
Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.
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Ah yes, the 7-minute memory card filler! 🎇🎥 You're basically Spielberg now, but without the audience. 😂📱
Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.
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Trying to keep my work-life balance intact, so my phone only accepts dog pictures and pizza delivery apps 📱🐶🍕!
To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.
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Swapping pixels for giggles? Count me in! 📱➡️😄💃