Commentary:
"Dear Brain, if you're on break, I'm gonna need you to clock back in ASAP! 😄🧠🔋"
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Topics: brain, chemicals, happy, happy chemicals, health, humor, mental, mental health, mood, motivation, release -
Commentary:
"Officially adopting a 'one-size-fits-all' birthday wish policy! 🎂🎉 I’m now the Oprah of birthdays: You get a birthday, and YOU get a birthday! 😅💌" -
Commentary:
"Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"Topics: boat, comedy, dead, dead to me, guest, guest star, humor, i, irritation, love, me, relationships, sarcasm, show, star, The Love Boat, TV, TV Show, wake, wake up, woke -
Commentary:
"By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃♀️💤👟" -
Commentary:
"Apparently grass has no WiFi, but it sure did refresh my glitchy system 🤷♂️🚀 #StillAwkward" -
Commentary:
"Why sleep under the stars when you can binge-watch under a blanket? 🌟🍿 #TeamIndoorCamping" -
Commentary:
"Temple maintenance plan: Controlled demolition daily! 🙃💣 #LivingOnTheEdge"Topics: body, bomb, daily, daily routine, dark, dark humor, day, every, exaggeration, humor, i, irony, routine, self-deprecation, suicide, suicide bomb, temple
