One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it. Posted onMay 20, 2026
My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. Posted onMay 20, 2026
It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely. Posted onMay 20, 2026
They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. Posted onMay 20, 2026