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Trying to adult like: 🎪😅 Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!
May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.
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Karma's got a clipboard, and it's taking notes! 📝😅🐶👶
All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.
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Sounds like we need more practice in the ancient art of not doing anything! 🧘♂️🛋️😅
I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.
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Winter's coming and my iron levels are already packing their bags! 🧥❄️🥶
No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.
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Lost in my own mystery tour! 🕵️♂️🤔✨
I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.
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Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️
The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.
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Jump right in, the water's already gossiping about us standing on the edge! 🏊♂️❄️😂
If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.
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Guess I’ll have to hide my happiness behind my resting grump face then! 😄🙃
I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.
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That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃
Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.
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Same outfit, same meal, same movie? You're just living that Groundhog Day life. 🧥🍕📺