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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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All roads lead to disappointment.

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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Going bananas on Telegram:

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Just landed via Slack:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

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Next, they'll be air frying their secrets and serving them with a side of crispy conversation! 🍟😂

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72 shares on Discord this month:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

94 shares on Slack this month:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

57 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Just shared via Reddit:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

Making waves on Facebook:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Just shared via WeChat:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

Live now on Messenger:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Making waves on X:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

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