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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.