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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Trending via YouTube:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Just landed via Reddit:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Making waves on Twitch:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Breaking via Instagram:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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52 shares on Threads this month:

Livin’ la vida vodka!

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

24 shares on Slack this month:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

57 shares on Messenger this month:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

18 shares on X this month:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

May the algorithms be with you.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Live now on WeChat:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Making waves on Discord:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Going viral on Telegram:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Going viral on WeChat:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Live now on Telegram:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Seen just now on X:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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