Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.