Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.