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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

34 shares on Threads this month:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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