💾 Save Image Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.” Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong. I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids. I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts. My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: away, home, humor, irony, paper, piece, receipt, shopping, take, throw, throwaway, tiny, waste
