Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.