Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Commentary:
🚗💡 “Some of you are driving like your turn signal’s on strike – maybe it demanded a higher blink rate?! 😂 Keep those blinks coming, they’re not on a data plan! 🚦 #JustBlinkIt”

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