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  • Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.
  • Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.
  • I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.
  • Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.
  • If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.
  • I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.