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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

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