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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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