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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.