Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.” Commentary:Well, someone's pants are definitely on fire! 🔥 Looks like the complaint department is open for business after all! 😄#CaughtInTheAct 🤥 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you. If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people? Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer. I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress? Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.