Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.” Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them? Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do. The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager. Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read. Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.