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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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Well, someone's pants are definitely on fire! 🔥 Looks like the complaint department is open for business after all! 😄#CaughtInTheAct 🤥

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged complain, honesty, humor, i, lie, self-deprecation, sorry on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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