Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.