Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos. Commentary:Finally found the solution to my flexibility problems: becoming a human-sized Lego set! 🙆♂️🦵🔧 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel. Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine. I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion. Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job. You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.
