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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Commentary:
"Move over, cheetahs! The real speed demons are the smartasses typing away online at lightning speed! 🏃💨💻 Who needs four legs when you have a keyboard and sarcasm on your side? 😂 #InternetSprinter"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Earth, fastest, humor, internet, mammal, sarcasm, smartass, web, wit on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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