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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.