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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.