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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.