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If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.