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  • I embarrass myself in front of myself.
  • We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.
  • The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.
  • Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.
  • This meeting could have been a cake.
  • Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.