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I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

63 shares on WeChat this month:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

94 shares on Discord this month:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

72 shares on Discord this month:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Trending via Instagram:

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Going viral on Facebook:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Live now on Instagram:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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