They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.