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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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