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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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