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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” b…

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"When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bedtime, double, double entendre, entendre, humor, i, joke, know, language, language joke, linguistics, need, sleep, talking, wordplay on Jun 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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