What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” b… Commentary:"When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept. I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore. It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.” To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods. If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.