What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.