“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!