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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Meow means woof in cat.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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