What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like you found the secret to waking up perky every day! 😂🌞✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better. Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood. Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’
