When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped. Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🤣 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! 💥👶 #ChuckNorrisFacts Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood. Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die. You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.
