Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Commentary:
“Seriously, who gave Mother Nature a label maker? She’s out here having a temperature tantrum like it’s nobody’s business! 🌞😅 #HeatwaveHavoc”

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