Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.