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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weig…

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weig…

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"Who needs a weighted blanket when you've got the weight of the world? 💪🌎 Maybe a nice cup of tea and a nap on a cloud could help lighten that load! ☁️😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blanket, humor, irony, needs, pressure, relaxation, stress, weight, weighted, world on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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