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Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

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Imagine training for the Olympics of procrastination πŸ˜‚πŸš—β³πŸ†

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, car, home, humor, men, minutes, question, stay, waiting, why on Jul 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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