Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home? Commentary:Imagine training for the Olympics of procrastination ππβ³π Related Funny Posts π€ Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds. Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in? βIβm not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.β In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car. Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?