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48 shares on Twitch this month:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Breaking via WeChat:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Spotted on X:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Breaking via Twitch:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Keep the laugh going 😂

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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