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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.