“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.