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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

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Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

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If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

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