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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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2 months ago

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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2 weeks ago

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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2 months ago

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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2 months ago

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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2 months ago

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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2 months ago

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60 shares on X this month:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

79 shares on Threads this month:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

94 shares on Slack this month:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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Going bananas on Twitch:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Just shared via TikTok:

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

Seen just now on Slack:

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

Going bananas on Messenger:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Just landed via TikTok:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Going viral on TikTok:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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