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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.