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Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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Just landed via WeChat:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Just landed via Reddit:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Trending via Discord:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Trending via Facebook:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Going viral on Messenger:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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81 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

89 shares on X this month:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

69 shares on Slack this month:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

62 shares on X this month:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

Making waves on TikTok:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Just shared via TikTok:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Just shared via Pinterest:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Freshly posted on Discord:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Making waves on Messenger:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Seen just now on Slack:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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