A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like he's got a 5-day free trial, but forgot to cancel the subscription! πβ³ Related Funny Posts π€ Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man. Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.